LOL

OK, don't take this personally, because it could be anyone, not a blonde.

A blonde who wanted to earn some money decided to do jobs for rich people. So she went to a rich neighborhood and and asked the owner of the first house if he needed anything done. The man told her he'd have his porch painted for $50. The blonde agreed and started on the job.

Inside, his wife, who had overheard the conversation, asked him if the blonde knew that the porch went all around the house. The man told her that the blonde should know, because she was standing on the porch.

20 minutes later the blonde came up to the front door to collect her $50. The man was surprised she had finished so quickly. He gave her $50, and as she was leaving she told him, "By the way, that was a Ferrari, not a Porch.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

santa cake



What do snowmen eat for breakfast?


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

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Elf Joke



What do elves learn in school?


The elf-abet!
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Christmas is Coming!


Christmas is coming! Are you ready? Ducky's family is going skiing at Mont Tremblant! Ducky's so excited!!! Ducky's been there before and knows how awesome it is. Where are you going for Christmas? Who are you buying presents? What presents do you want? Write to Ducky in the comments section! Who has their tree up already? Ducky's putting hers up today.
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Sorry!

I know I haven't been posting and you've probably gotten bored with this site now, as there haven't been any new jokes, but hey! Ducky has been busy! Ducky is trying out for UTS and needs to practice. Nevertheless, Ducky is ashamed.

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Monday, May 3, 2010

Waaaaaaaaaaaaa

April 2nd, the last day i posted until now. ducky never has time to post. ducky is working on the great Nerf wars with her friend, the polar bear. i'm sorry everyone. i'll try to post more often.
Ducky is also working on her website: http://www.quacke.webs.com/
visit it!
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Friday, April 2, 2010

Bye, bye!

I'm sorry to say that Ducky has to delete this blog along with the Pet Page. It seems that Ducky is moving away, and Ducky's parents are selling her computer! :(
At the bottom there is one final message for you.































Just joking!!!
April Fools everyone! (belated)
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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Riddle


What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
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