Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
How did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was on the chicken's foot!
Why did the fox cross the road?
To get the chicken on the other side!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the moooovie!
Wait, so why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because it didn't have the guts!
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Riddle
There was an airplane crash.
Every single person died, but two people survived.
How is this possible?
Every single person died, but two people survived.
How is this possible?
Riddle
Pretend you are driving a bus.
12 people get on, then 7 people get off.
27 people get on, then 15 people get off.
9 people get on, then 17 get off.
How old is the bus driver?
27 people get on, then 15 people get off.
9 people get on, then 17 get off.
How old is the bus driver?
Riddle
On my way to the fair, I met 7 jugglers and a bear, every juggler had 6 cats, every cat had 5 rats, every rat had 4 houses, every house had 3 mouses, every mouse had 2 louses, every louse had a spouse. How many in all are going to the fair?
Riddle
You have a dime and a dollar,
you buy a dog and a collar,
the dog is a dollar more than the collar.
you buy a dog and a collar,
the dog is a dollar more than the collar.
How much does the collar cost?
Riddle
What is lighter than a feather, but even the strongest man can not hold for more than a few minutes?
Riddle
A man says,
"Brothers and sisters,
though I have none,
that man is my fathers son!"
Who is he pointing at?
though I have none,
that man is my fathers son!"
Who is he pointing at?
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