LOL

OK, don't take this personally, because it could be anyone, not a blonde.

A blonde who wanted to earn some money decided to do jobs for rich people. So she went to a rich neighborhood and and asked the owner of the first house if he needed anything done. The man told her he'd have his porch painted for $50. The blonde agreed and started on the job.

Inside, his wife, who had overheard the conversation, asked him if the blonde knew that the porch went all around the house. The man told her that the blonde should know, because she was standing on the porch.

20 minutes later the blonde came up to the front door to collect her $50. The man was surprised she had finished so quickly. He gave her $50, and as she was leaving she told him, "By the way, that was a Ferrari, not a Porch.

Sunday, February 28, 2010

The Road That Was Crossed

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

It was on the chicken's foot!

Why did the fox cross the road?

To get the chicken on the other side!

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station!

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the moooovie!

Wait, so why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because it didn't have the guts!
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