Riddle

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

Baby Joke

There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person around to name her children was her brother.

When the mother came out of her coma to find she had given birth and that her brother had named the twins, she became very worried, because he wasn't a very bright guy. She was sure he had named them something absurd or stupid.

When she saw her brother she asked him about the twins.

He said, "The first one was a girl."

The mother: "What did you name her?!?"

Brother: "Denise!"

The Mom: "Oh, wow, that's not bad! What about the second one?"

Brother: "The second one was a boy."

The Mom: "Oh, and what did you name him?"

Brother: "Denephew."

Riddle

How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?

Pets

Ducky thinks that there are too many pets for one website. So, as a continuation of Joker Duck, Ducky will make a pet page. Sunny and Scissors will stay, as the original pets, but there will be the rest of Ducky's pets on a different blog.

Random: Did you know Ducky actually has a pet named Sunny? She's also a guinea pig!

Scissors

You've probably noticed my new pet . . . Scissors! And yes, he is a pair of scissors. Have you tried giving him paper?

You'lle be seeing a lot of pets, after all, Ducky loves animals!!!

Eyes

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells!

Mary Had A Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb,
A little bread, and a little jam,
A little pie, then a little cake,
Now Mary has a stomach ache.