LOL

OK, don't take this personally, because it could be anyone, not a blonde.

A blonde who wanted to earn some money decided to do jobs for rich people. So she went to a rich neighborhood and and asked the owner of the first house if he needed anything done. The man told her he'd have his porch painted for $50. The blonde agreed and started on the job.

Inside, his wife, who had overheard the conversation, asked him if the blonde knew that the porch went all around the house. The man told her that the blonde should know, because she was standing on the porch.

20 minutes later the blonde came up to the front door to collect her $50. The man was surprised she had finished so quickly. He gave her $50, and as she was leaving she told him, "By the way, that was a Ferrari, not a Porch.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Baby Joke

There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person around to name her children was her brother.

When the mother came out of her coma to find she had given birth and that her brother had named the twins, she became very worried, because he wasn't a very bright guy. She was sure he had named them something absurd or stupid.

When she saw her brother she asked him about the twins.

He said, "The first one was a girl."

The mother: "What did you name her?!?"

Brother: "Denise!"

The Mom: "Oh, wow, that's not bad! What about the second one?"

Brother: "The second one was a boy."

The Mom: "Oh, and what did you name him?"

Brother: "Denephew."
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